Having a "Woe Is Me" Day.

I'm feel very frumpy, plain, and in need of some pampering. I have 30lbs to loose that won't come off for the life of me. I feel like I'm going through puberty all over again. I'm very sick of my hair and thinking about matching my eye brows which are dark. I'm sick of wearing glass, but contacts bother my eyes - although they weren't too bad Saturday night. I would like to go on a clothing shopping spree, but clothes are only cute when they are a size M or an 8. I'm very ready for my "baby bump" to go away since there's no baby in there to explain the bump!